“Yo numba, stoopid!!”


Couple of hilarious subway scenes featuring a brilliant ventriloquist 🙂

N.B. The ventriloquist’s name is Nigel ‘Docta Gel’ Dunkley aka Geltown (warning, the website is loud).
Here’s his YouTube channel.




Skippy’s list

Never heard about Skippy Schwartz and his list? Here’s the fix.

…Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn’t allowed to do. He collected those things into a hilarious list.

Here it is.

Skippy’s List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army

1. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I’m supposed to be working.

2. My proper military title is “Specialist Schwarz” not “Princess Anastasia”.

3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.

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Дневники Пришвина

Доели лося, который вчера подошел к нашему костру погреться… Меряли рога. На запах мяса пришел Тургенев. Замечательно рассказывал!

Видел собачку, повешенную на каштане. Есть идейка. Обязательно напишу Чехову.

Нашел скелет Сусанина. Насчитал 750 ножевых ранений. Взял на память золотой зубик. Заблудился в чаще. Выбросил зубик Сусанина. Нашел дорогу домой.

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