Skippy’s list

Never heard about Skippy Schwartz and his list? Here’s the fix.

…Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn’t allowed to do. He collected those things into a hilarious list.

Here it is.

Skippy’s List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army

1. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I’m supposed to be working.

2. My proper military title is “Specialist Schwarz” not “Princess Anastasia”.

3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.

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