Буриме годичной давности

@urbrato (А. Гершман) :
когда приходит год молодой,
а старый уходит вдаль,
снежинку хрупкую спрячь в ладонь,
die mothefucker die

@dumka (Д. Зюряев) :
Взял наливки из черешен,
Взял пельменей, сел за стол.
We don’t need no education
We don’t need no thought control

@urbrato :
Над рекой, над лесом
Рос кудрявый клён —
Burn, motherfucker, burn!

@solostudios (я) :
Из осины стройной
Выстрогаю кол..
Бросила любимая..
Gonna kill’em all!

@dumka :
Люблю грозу в начале мая
Когда весенний первый гром
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
Burn, motherfucker, burn!

@urbrato :
Когда уйдём со школьного двора
Под звуки нестареющего вальса,
Hola, guapeña, make a little salsa!

@dumka :
Я в говно, в квартире срач
I am happy very much

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NHS (England) to ban homeopathy and herbal medicine, as ‘misuse of resources’

…Today NHS England ruled that “at best homeopathy is a placebo and a misuse of scarce NHS funds which could be better devoted to treatments that work.”

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I just adore when someone (especially on this scale) suddenly decides to become reasonable 🙂 – ©Solo

Skippy’s list

Never heard about Skippy Schwartz and his list? Here’s the fix.

…Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn’t allowed to do. He collected those things into a hilarious list.

Here it is.

Skippy’s List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army

1. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I’m supposed to be working.

2. My proper military title is “Specialist Schwarz” not “Princess Anastasia”.

3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.

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